Meow Hao, the old masterMEOW HAOTHE OLD MASTER · SOLANA
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THE OLD MASTER OF NEW MEMES · PIXEL EDITION

MEOWHAO喵
好

$MEOWHAOSOLANA’S CALMEST
GRANDPA. 16 COLORS.

I have sat on this rock since before your wallet existed. I do not chase the chart. The chart comes to me, bows, and leaves a snack.

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Meow Hao, an orange pixel cat with a long grey beard and prayer beads, meditating by an incense stick
REC ◼ 03:00INCENSE · LVL 99
meow hao,
young degen.
RESPECTTHE BEADS.✦ ✦ ✦
喵好 / HELLO / MEOW HAOENTER THE TEMPLE ↓NO HAT. JUST BEADS.

A VERY OLD LEGEND / SIX SCROLLS

OLD CAT.
OLDER WISDOM.

Every master starts somewhere. This one started on a rock, at 16 by 16, and has not stood up since.

01

THE ROCK · SUNRISE, PROBABLY

I SIT.
THE CHART MOVES.

I have been sitting on this rock since the last cycle. A bird landed on my head, built a small opinion about my portfolio, and left. I did not sell. That is the whole lesson, young degen.

the candle is red because you are watching it.
Meow Hao meditating on a grey rock under a yellow moon with a small bird on his head
THE MEOW HAO ARCHIVES / SCROLL 01喵好
did not sell.
02

THE DOCK · ONE STICK, ONE HOOK

I DO NOT
CHASE THE FISH.

The young ones run around the pond after every fish with a name. I hold one stick and one bead and wait. Eventually the fish gets bored of being chased and jumps onto my hook to see what calm looks like.

the money finds me. the fish also.
Meow Hao fishing from a wooden dock, a blue fish hanging from the line
THE MEOW HAO ARCHIVES / SCROLL 02喵好
the money finds me.
03

THE QUIET ROOM · DO NOT KNOCK

EVEN A MASTER
READS THE WHITEPAPER.

Yes, this is where I read it. The yin and yang on the wall reminds me that behind every green day there is a plumbing situation nobody tweets about. I am studying. The door is locked for a reason.

roadmap? I am sitting on it.
Meow Hao seated in a small room, reading a long scroll under a yin and yang banner
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reading the whitepaper.
04

THE DESERT · 41 KM TO GO

CARRY THE BAG.
NOT THE WORRY.

I packed my whole bag and rode it across the desert on a red bicycle. It is heavy. It is still mine. A cactus asked me where the bottom was and I said: behind me, where I left it.

heavy bag, light heart.
Meow Hao riding a red bicycle through the desert with a huge brown sack on his back
THE MEOW HAO ARCHIVES / SCROLL 04喵好
carrying the bag.
05

THE DOJO · SCROLL TO STRIKE

INNER PEACE.
OUTER PAWS.

Forty years of standing very still, so that when the moment comes I can move once, correctly. My paper-handed students swing at every dip. I swing at nothing, and somehow they are the ones who miss.

patience is also a technique.
CALM
HIYA
Meow Hao in a low kung fu stance beside a wooden training dummy
THE MEOW HAO ARCHIVES / SCROLL 05喵好
patience is a technique.
HIYA!
06

THE NIGHT SHIFT · TERMINAL IS GREEN

THE MASTER
SHIPS AT 3AM.

The moon is up, the coffee is hot, the screen is green. I write one line, meditate on it, delete it, and write it again, better. Tomorrow the chart will pretend this was its idea.

git commit. git calm.
Meow Hao at an old CRT computer at night, green text on screen, a cup of coffee steaming beside him
THE MEOW HAO ARCHIVES / SCROLL 06喵好
shipping at 3am.

THE ORACLE / PRESS FOR WISDOM

ASK THE
MASTER.

Bring a question. Receive a sentence. Whether it answers the question is between you and the beard. Download the card and send it to the one friend who keeps asking about price targets.

36 PROVERBS / ONE BEARD / ZERO PRICE TARGETS

MEOW HAO SPEAKSPRESS ASK
Meow Hao portrait
THE MASTER SAYS:
…
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喵好 · $MEOWHAO

FROM THE MASTER’S FLOPPY DISK

ANCIENT WISDOM.
FRESH PIXELS.

Tap a frame. Inspect the aura. Take one home for the group chat, they will not understand it either.

SHOWING 6 OF 6 MEMES · THE MASTER DRAWS SLOWLY

ENTER THE TEMPLE / FOUR EASY STEPS

THE WAY
OF $MEOWHAO.

No secret technique. A wallet, a little SOL, and the ability to sit still afterwards.

01◈

GET A
WALLET.

Phantom works. Write the recovery phrase on paper and show it to nobody, not even a very wise cat with kind eyebrows.

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02◎

BRING
SOME SOL.

Buy SOL where you usually buy things and send it to your wallet. Leave a few crumbs for fees. Fees are the tea money of the network.

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03⌕

FIND THE
REAL CAT.

There is one address and it lives on this page. Anyone sliding into your messages with a different one is a rat in a robe.

04✦

SWAP.
SAY MEOW HAO.

Press BUY, swap SOL for $MEOWHAO, check every number twice. Then sit down. The hard part, sitting, begins now.

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THE MASTER’S MENU / TOKENOMICS

SIMPLE RECIPE.
EXTRA PATIENCE.

THE WHOLE TEAPOT1B

TOKEN SUPPLY

NO EXTRA SAUCE0%

BUY / SELL TAX

EVERYONE AT THE TABLEFAIR

LAUNCH, NO PRESALE

THE MASTER KEEPS NOTHINGLP

BURNED ON GRADUATION

FIND THE CAT / ON SOLANA

THE CAT
IS ONCHAIN.

One address. One beard. Copy it from here and nowhere else, then come back and tell the master you did it correctly.

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Meow Hao looking at you, calmly

THE DOOR IS OPEN. THE INCENSE IS LIT.

DON’T BE A STRANGER.
SAY MEOW HAO.

Find the memes. Meet the frens. One greeting, one beard, and the calmest group chat on the whole chain.

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